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Friday, January 7, 2011

The Tale of the Growing Book Pile

Wow! Great a day off, chill out unwind, read a book etc. NOT!

My beautiful wife and I are both voracious readers. We love books. We have a lot of books. We are always getting more books, in fact we are accumulating books at a faster rate than we are reading them, but I digress. We have had a problem in my home with having so many books that we cannot put them anyplace neatly. All our bookshelves were filled to the gills and spilled over to the floor. It started with a pile or two and had since grown. The Mrs. suggested that we buy a few more bookshelves to try and organize our books and our home. Well, I had a great idea to go to the area building supply place and buy bookshelf kits that I would put together myself and put them up on the second floor landing and get all organized and nice. I did just that, I bought three new kits for three great new bookshelves. Yes I did! Last July. The question has been more frequent lately, "when are you going to put those bookshelves together?" and I have answered "Oh I might be able to next week".  She would say "Do you want my help?" I would reply, "No honey, I will get to it." and over the Christmas Holidays we had a few guests, my son who came to visit us mentioned to us, "Oh my God, I feel like I am in a Stephen King novel where the family gets sucked up by all the books." We laughed at the time but I don't think the lady of the house liked that comment. So fast forward to this morning........I had the day off, she had the day breakfast, "Honey, let's put those shelves together today." Husband's reply " Maybe tomorrow honey".  After breakfast, made my way to computer to check emails, etc and the lady of the house went up to our bedroom, called down the stairs, "Honey would you come up here please". Husband's reply " In a minute hon", lady's response " NO NOW".  The very perceptive husband knew that perhaps he should get up there pronto!

Boy, yikes was I properly punished. Pinned firmly over her laps, bottom bared, (You all probably have seen my bottom-I changed the photo to give you all a break) and I received a good hard spanking mostly with the wooden paddle with the holes in it. She did not have much mercy, you would think that as a man in a female led househould where corporal punishment is used, I would have been more aware and paid more attention to the task at hand. I didn't.  Those of us, both my men friends and my woman friends who have our bottoms bared and spanked maybe know the feeling of that wicked sting. Big red cheeks and again that sting. I did have tears in my eyes and was acting like a eight year old boy who just got spanked by his mother.

and folks, yes, I spent the next few hours putting together the bookshelves. They look great, and we are organizing the books. But my bottom is still very sore-this was a whooper spanking and I am not going to be able to sit very comfortably for a while.


  1. To repeat what a wise man posted to me a short time ago, " James, we get ourselves in very deep don't we? LOL Sound familiar Dana?
    Good story, and I'm sure a well deserved spanking.

  2. She threw the book at ya, man! :)

  3. Billy- ha!! :)

    I hope you like your spanking-new bookshelves...
    A reminder to us all of what may be coming!!

  4. I guess you got your stories straight!

  5. Been there, brother! I am new to this blog and enjoy visiting it. A lot more so than MY bare bottom getting a blistering!

    goldthwaite.jeff on Yahoo Msg.

  6. I guess your Lady might have said, "Book 'em, Dana".

    Seriously, those of us lucky enough to be in relationships where we get spanked by our ladies can be thankful that sometimes we get what we ask for. And one of the major benefits is that once we have paid the price, its over and forgiven. I love when this happens.