The Tale of the Growing Book Pile

Wow! Great a day off, chill out unwind, read a book etc. NOT!

My beautiful wife and I are both voracious readers. We love books. We have a lot of books. We are always getting more books, in fact we are accumulating books at a faster rate than we are reading them, but I digress. We have had a problem in my home with having so many books that we cannot put them anyplace neatly. All our bookshelves were filled to the gills and spilled over to the floor. It started with a pile or two and had since grown. The Mrs. suggested that we buy a few more bookshelves to try and organize our books and our home. Well, I had a great idea to go to the area building supply place and buy bookshelf kits that I would put together myself and put them up on the second floor landing and get all organized and nice. I did just that, I bought three new kits for three great new bookshelves. Yes I did! Last July. The question has been more frequent lately, "when are you going to put those bookshelves together?" and I have answered "Oh I might be able to next week".  She would say "Do you want my help?" I would reply, "No honey, I will get to it." and over the Christmas Holidays we had a few guests, my son who came to visit us mentioned to us, "Oh my God, I feel like I am in a Stephen King novel where the family gets sucked up by all the books." We laughed at the time but I don't think the lady of the house liked that comment. So fast forward to this morning........I had the day off, she had the day off....at breakfast, "Honey, let's put those shelves together today." Husband's reply " Maybe tomorrow honey".  After breakfast, made my way to computer to check emails, etc and the lady of the house went up to our bedroom, called down the stairs, "Honey would you come up here please". Husband's reply " In a minute hon", lady's response " NO NOW".  The very perceptive husband knew that perhaps he should get up there pronto!

Boy, yikes was I properly punished. Pinned firmly over her laps, bottom bared, (You all probably have seen my bottom-I changed the photo to give you all a break) and I received a good hard spanking mostly with the wooden paddle with the holes in it. She did not have much mercy, you would think that as a man in a female led househould where corporal punishment is used, I would have been more aware and paid more attention to the task at hand. I didn't.  Those of us, both my men friends and my woman friends who have our bottoms bared and spanked maybe know the feeling of that wicked sting. Big red cheeks and again that sting. I did have tears in my eyes and was acting like a eight year old boy who just got spanked by his mother.

and folks, yes, I spent the next few hours putting together the bookshelves. They look great, and we are organizing the books. But my bottom is still very sore-this was a whooper spanking and I am not going to be able to sit very comfortably for a while.